is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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