what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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