We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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