I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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