I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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