I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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