I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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