Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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