I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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