why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i dont even know how to be here
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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