I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I need help removing her.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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