It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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