i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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