theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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