We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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