i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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