That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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