just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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