got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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