Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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