great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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