she sounds like chewbacca in bed
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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