I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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