From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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