Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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