Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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