he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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