How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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