please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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