i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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