playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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