What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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