i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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