He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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