normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
the liver wants what the liver wants
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
