ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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