Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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