Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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