He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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