:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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