take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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