we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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