i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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