JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
