Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Be still, my beating vagina.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
