found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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