she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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