Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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