Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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