your thong is hanging out like whoa
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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