talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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