he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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