I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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