Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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