we need to drink 2009 down the drain
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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