I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
do herpes really smell.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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